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then there's the chap who actually writes and arranges
all the stuff for this site. That would be this shady character...
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Created 01 Sep 2001 |
The Staff |
Modified 22 Jan 2018 |
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Occasionally, guests
ask how many people are required to keep a web site like
this running, and are surprised to learn that it's a
one-man operation. However, some are not satisfied
with that answer. They insist that something can be
this badly fouled up only through the efforts of several
individuals working at cross purposes. So for those
conspiracy theorists who are convinced that this site
must be the product of an evil elitist intellectual
heretical epicurean liberal anarchist secular humanist
evolutionist conservationist collusion, bent upon
assailing the unassailable morals and beliefs, and
questioning the unquestionable taste and judgment, of our benightedly beloved nation and its
lofty leaders, I (we) present
the following list of potted parties, toward whom disgruntled guests are
welcome to vent their wrath and indignation.
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| Attendance Supervisor | — | Marcus Tardi |
| Chief Executive's Advisor | — | Nadya Hedd |
| Micromanager | — | Sacha Payne |
| Policy Coordinator | — | Hugh Reckon |
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| Budget Director | — | Owen Moore |
| Financial Advisor | — | Mary Amelia Nair |
| Wealth Redistribution Accountant | — | Sharon Cheryl Eyck |
Communications |
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| Remote Correspondent | — | Seldon Everret Holm |
| Speech Writer | — | Ivan A. Naunzmant |
| Telemarketing Operator | — | Dewey Annoya |
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| Complaint Adjuster | — | Olive Yutu |
| Kyrie Liaison | — | Agnes Day |
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| Lost-and-Found Clerk | — | Lucia Wallit |
| Motivation Moderator | — | Don Givadamme |
| Productivity Monitor | — | Howard Dewing |
| Retirement Counselor | — | Ova D. Hill |
| Rumor Control Officer | — | Oliver Towne |
| Union Negotiator | — | Les S. Moore |
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| Energy Conservationist | — | Dyson Spheer |
| Global Warming Monitor | — | Calvin Eisberg |
| Hazardous Materials Handler | — | Jocelyn DeNitro |
Food Service |
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| Dietary Consultants | — | Chic N. Nugget, Walter Mellon |
| Low-Carb Diet Supervisor | — | Coudoneetza Rice |
| Minimalist Waiter | — | Phil Glass |
| Oriental Food Taste Tester | — | Ho-Lee Kao |
| Short-Order Cooks | — | Carmen Gaddit, Angie O'Plasty |
Health, Hygiene, & Safety |
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| Acne Treatment Advisor | — | Don Pickett |
| Adversity Counselor | — | Gwen N. Barrett |
| Ambulance Driver (Sick Transit) | — | Gloria Mundi |
| Dermatologist | — | Ivan Niche |
| Emergency Paramedic | — | Cora Narry |
| Hematologists | — | Billy Reuben, Elektra Lyte |
| Manicurist | — | Sandor Neylzoff |
| Optometrist | — | Kent C. Strait |
| Psychiatrist | — | Raven Luni |
| Radiation Safety Officer | — | Glowinda Darke |
| Sex Therapist | — | Ivan Ereksian |
| Stress Therapists | — | Don Wouri, Bea Happi |
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| Personnel Director | — | Hiram Daly |
Legal |
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| Court Bailiff | — | Lionel Perjurya |
| Devil's Advocate | — | Mel Evylent |
| Disciplinary Officer | — | Tarzan Fedders |
| Sexual Harassment Investigator | — | Pat McKeester |
Logistics |
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| Office Supply Clerk | — | Renata Toner |
| Postal Agents | — | Imelda Letta, Senta Peckidge |
| Procurement Officer | — | Morris Bettor |
| Supply Coordinators | — | Don Frett, Morris Cumming |
Maintenance |
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| Damage Control Officer | — | Amelia Raitt |
| Flag Handler | — | José Canyuci |
| Rest Room Attendant | — | Dewey Noah Plummer |
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| Prophecy Verification Researcher | — | Muhammad Dun-Tolmi |
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| Innovation Coordinator | — | Buck de Trend |
| Pavlovian Research Director | — | Sally Vacian |
| Test Pilot | — | Hugo Furst |
Security |
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| Crisis Manager | — | Oliver Suddon |
| Security Chief | — | "Rocko" Jeb Walter |
| Vagrancy Patrol Officer | — | Orestes Bumms |
Technology |
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| Audio Engineer | — | Kent Herya |
| Candlestick Height Checker | — | Jack B. Nymbal |
| Cartographer | — | Rhonda Corner |
| Innovation Coordinator | — | Buck de Trend |
| Metric Conversion Coordinator | — | Millie Graham |
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| Academic Incentives Officer | — | Yvonne A. Grant |
| Driving Instructor | — | Ron M. Downe |
| Sensitivity Trainer | — | Don Boddermi |
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| Bicycling Coach | — | Søren Wyndid |
| Cat Trainer | — | Claude N. Bitton |
| Illusionist | — | Alan de Rist |
| Marathon Runner | — | Thor S. Canby |
| Rodeo Clown | — | Gordon Trampelt |
| Seahorse Jockey | — | Eddy Canter |
| Social Director | — | Saddam Angamora |
| Timekeeper | — | Harvey Dunyet |
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| Cimbalomist | — | Hun Solo |
| Clerical Choreographer | — | Bishop Tutu |
| Fashion Designer | — | Natalie A. Tyard |
| Historian | — | Orson Buggey |
| Music Director | — | Doremi Fasolati |
| Operatic Mime | — | Placebo Domingo |
| Paleographer | — | Rosetta Stone |
| Pianist | — | Paula Naise |
| Polyethnic Cellist | — | Yo Ma-Ma |
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| Gotcha Creator | — | Major Looke |
| Grief Counselor | — | Sheila Mentz |
| Mortician | — | Paul Barrer |
| Obituary Editor | — | Solomon Grimm |
| Paranormal Investigator | — | Houda Thunket |
| Parking Attendant | — | Denton Fendor |
| Parole Officer | — | Frieda Conn |
| Plant Care Specialist | — | Fern Albetter |
| Porta-Potty Transporter | — | John Kerry |
| Sperm Bank Teller | — | Cyrus N. Onymos |
| Statistician | — | Adam Ollup |
| Travel Agent | — | Carrie Ann Luggich |
| Veterinarian | — | Karen Fieding |
| And
then there's the chap who actually writes and arranges
all the stuff for this site. That would be this shady character...
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