PLEASE PARDON THIS EXTRA STEP!

We ask guests to enter a simple code to access interactive features of this website.  Please understand that this "log-in" conveys no privileges, imposes no obligations, and implies no commitment.  It is simply a means of screening out automated junk advertisers and information harvesters.  We apologize for the inconvenience, but assume you consider the results worth the cost of a few keystrokes and a mouse-click.

No, you needn't memorize another password!
Everything you need is right here on the screen.
With that understood...
THIS PROCEDURE SHOULD BE INTUITIVE TO MOST
Click ▲ACCESS
[dialog box appears]
◄Enter the USER NAME
Enter the PASSWORD►
Click OK

BUT HERE ARE DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS IF YOU NEED THEM

• Click ACCESS above.  The first time you click it, a dialog box appears, requesting user name and password.  (You can click-and-drag the dialog box if it blocks your view.)
   

• In the dialog box, do the following, entering only lower-case letters and no spaces:
   

  • User name: Enter the letters and/or numbers you see displayed vertically to the left.
     

  • Password: Enter the letters and/or numbers you see displayed vertically to the right.
     

  • Click OK to access the Features menu.

Your access to this website's interactive functions remains in effect for the remainder of your current browser session.  If you click ACCESS again later, you'll be taken directly to the Features menu, without having to reenter the code.

YOUR PRIVACY AND SAFETY

While this website measures general activity levels, it does not identify specific users.  The only information we receive about you personally is what you voluntarily contribute.  Moreover, we've sought to limit the presence here of automated advertisers and information-gatherers.

However, this area is open to any human agent who can read and follow on-screen instructions.  So, for your own safety, you shouldn't use feedback areas open to public view (blogs, guest books, etc.) to post material you wouldn't want used elsewhere without your permission.