New
27 Oct 2001


Living Metaphors
ranging from serious to silly—as does life itself


Macbeth characterizes life thus:

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more.  It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Though my own view of life is not as poetically dramatic as that of Shakespeare's tragic character, it is rather more positive.  However, it varies with my mood.  Some days, life is a book; others, a pizza.  What might it be tomorrow?



Life Is...


...A Book

Man-made gadgets come with instruction books.  Natural gadgets, such as life, do not.  Rather, life is a book.  In the beginning, however, all of its pages are mysteriously blank, and we are puzzled as to its meaning.  Some imagine the pages to be imprinted with a grand but invisible plan, and order their lives to conform to that vision.  Others spend their lives speculating about the meaning of life, leafing through the empty pages, waiting for life's significance to be magically revealed; and one day they reach the end of the tome, only to discover that life is all gone and that it meant nothing.

But life is not a book of mystical revelation; it is one of experience.  We write it ourselves, by living it; its meaning is what we make it.  Whether our own book of life attains the cosmic best-seller list is unimportant; after all, that list includes not only the names of Jefferson and Einstein, but also those of Torquemada and Hitler.  What matters is not whether what we write is spectacular, but whether it is worthwhile.  The humble life-scribblings of a single honest laborer, devoted parent, or earnest scholar far outshine the most elegant script of all of history's "successful" demagogues and tyrants.


 


...A Pizza

Life is a pizza, oozing with provolone and mozzarella, pomidori and ripe olives peeking through, enveloped in an aura of onions, garlic, and oregano.  But when you bite into it, all of those tasty toppings curiously conspire to slide away from you, leaving you surprised with a mouthful of crust.  Another bite, and again the goodies retreat further toward the far end of the slice, threatening to drop to the ground.  Aching for a taste of the as yet unknown treasures hiding under that bubbling mass, you lunge aggressively, finally seizing its elusive edge.  With teeth and tongue working together, you draw the luscious stuff closer, until you can almost taste the wondrous things which must lie beneath.  Presently there is a change in the texture.  There!  There is the long-sought main ingredient—salami? prosciutto?—lurking tantalizingly beneath the multicolored topping.  You can taste it, and the aroma wafts to your nostrils!  Its identity is revealed!

Hey, who ever heard of a turnip pizza?



 
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